Thursday, November 10, 2005

文化差異

日本的一家公司要招聘10名員工,過一段嚴格的面試, 公司從三百多應徵者中選出了10位佼佼者。 放榜這天,一個叫水原的青年看見 ! 榜上沒有自己的名字,悲痛欲死, 回到家中便要切腹自殺,幸好親人及時搶救,水原沒有死成。 正當水原悲傷之時,從公司卻傳來好消息: 水原的成績原是名列前矛的,只是由於電腦的錯誤導致了水原的落選。 正當水原一家人欣喜若望之時,從公司又傳來消息:水原被公司除了名。原因很簡單, 公司老闆說: 如此小的挫折都受不了,這樣的人在公司是不成什麼大事的。

美國 的一家公司要招聘10名員工,過一段嚴格的面試, 公司從三百多應徵者中選出了10位佼佼者。 放榜這天,一個叫湯姆的青年看見榜上沒有自己的名字,悲痛欲死, 回到家中便要舉槍自盡,幸好親人及時搶救,湯姆沒有死成。 正當湯姆悲傷之時,從公司卻傳來好消息:湯姆的成績原是名列前矛的,只是由於電腦的錯誤導致了湯姆的落選。正當湯姆一家人欣喜若望之時,美國各大州的之知名律師都來到湯姆的家中,他們千方百計的鼓動湯姆到法院告這家公司,聲稱需支付巨額的精神賠償,並自告奮勇的充當湯姆的律師。

德國的一家公司要招聘10名員工,過一段嚴格的面試, 公司從三百多應徵者中選出了10位佼佼者。 放榜這天,一個叫蕭恩的青年看見榜上沒有自己的名字,悲痛欲死,回到家中便要跳河自殺,幸好親人及時搶救,蕭恩沒有死成。 正當蕭恩悲傷之時,從公司卻傳來好消息:蕭恩的成績原是名列前矛的,只是由於電腦的錯誤導致了蕭恩的落選。正當蕭恩欣喜若望之時,蕭恩的父母卻堅決反對自己的兒子進入這家公司。 他們的理由不容置疑:這家公司作業效率如此差勁,進入這家公司對兒子的成績毫無益處。


中國的一家公司要招聘10名員工,過一段嚴格的面試,公司從三百多應徵者中選出了10位佼佼者。 放榜這天,一個叫志強的青年看見榜上沒有自己的名字,悲痛欲死,回到家中便要懸樑自盡,幸好親人及時搶救,志強沒有死成。正當志強悲傷之時,從公司卻傳來好消息:志強的成績原是名列前矛的,只是由於電腦的錯誤導致了志強的落選。正當志強欣喜若望之時,志強的父母來到公司,一看到公司老闆便跪了下來,他們含淚的說:多虧你救了我兒子,我們家世世代代感謝你的大恩大德!


台灣的一家公司要招聘10名員工,過一段嚴格的面試,公司從三百多應徵者中選出了10位佼佼者。放榜這天,一個叫俊傑的青年看見榜上沒有自己的名字,悲痛欲死, 回到家中便要磕藥自殺,幸好親人及時搶救,俊傑沒有死成。 正當俊傑悲傷之時,從公司卻傳來好消息:俊傑的成績原是名列前矛的,只是由於電腦的錯誤導致了俊傑的落選。正當傑欣喜若望之時, 媒體大幅報導此事,並邀請俊傑參加各種CALL IN評論及綜藝節目,全國輿論熱烈討論電腦為何會出錯,是否有黑道介入或官商勾結,反對黨更進一步提出「阿扁下臺、以示負責」的要求 ..... 至於俊傑到底有沒有去該公司上班,根本沒有人關心 。

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Reality Check - Lost 1 - 0 to Bolton

A wonder strike from Nolan.

It would make any manager's day with a strike like that.

Unlucky to have hit the woodwork so many times and have a goal disallowed for an "outside" that was never there.

Time for video referee please.

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Nolan turns it on against Spurs

Bolton midfielder Kevin Nolan's superb strike saw his club move into third place in the Premiership with a 1-0 win over Tottenham.

The 23-year-old is relishing the responsibility of being named club captain and grabbed the winner with his seventh goal of the season.

It was only Tottenham's second defeat of the campaign and came against opponents who have chalked up five successive wins and five clean sheets.

Bolton, however, set the tempo from the start with Michael Dawson having to look alert, heading away a free-kick from Stelios Giannakopoulos after he had brought down the Greece winger.

Bolton made the breakthrough in the 31st minute with a marvellous strike from Nolan after the ball had been laid back to him by Davies.

Spurs hit back and Defoe found the net two minutes later only for his effort to be ruled out for offside.

Nolan almost added a second for Bolton in the 41st minute, his effort coming back off the post following a neat build-up involving Diouf and Davies.

The visitors were beginning to dictate the pace of the game and Carrick cut inside only to see his effort blocked by midfielder Abdoulaye Faye.

Giannakopoulos was then left clutching his face after being caught by King's boot as they tussled for the ball in the corner.

Davids was trying his best to drag Spurs back into the match but Bolton were again proving difficult to break down.

The home side pushed forward again in the 67th minute but Jaidi's header from a corner by Gary Speed went wide.

Bolton rode their luck in the 84th minute when Speed blocked a bicycle kick from Jenas, then Mido's effort came back off the post.

Jaaskelainen was beaten in stoppage time but Stalteri's effort came back off the top of the bar.

Bolton match-winner Kevin Nolan claimed he was lucky after his stunning strike against Tottenham.

Nolan lifted Bolton to third in the Barclays Premiership with a superb long-range strike, the only goal of the game, at the Reebok Stadium.

Nolan told Sky Sports: 'We were lucky with the goal but we stuck in there and dug deep.
'Thankfully it went in! We knew Tottenham were going to be tough opposition, they have been brilliant throughout the season.'

Skipper Gary Speed was also quick to praise the 23-year-old midfielder.

Speed said: 'He is on fire and the lads keep working hard.

'It was a very close game. I think we can still improve when we have got the ball but we have got that grit and determination and never-say-die attitude.'

Bolton boss Sam Allardyce admitted his side had enjoyed the rub of the green.
Spurs striker Jermain Defoe had a goal ruled out for offside and the visitors twice hit the woodwork in the closing stages.

Allardyce told Sky Sports: 'A little good fortune is always needed.

'After a terrific goal we had a few let-offs. Defoe was definitely onside.

'There was a hopeful cross that hit the bar, that could have slipped in.

'They threw everything at us and we had to defend correctly.'

Spurs boss Martin Jol was disappointed the visitors could not at least claim a draw.

Jol said: 'We deserved something out of this game. We did everything right.

'A draw I could have lived with but not a defeat like this. I am satisfied with the boys but we should have had a draw.'