What did the President say to the Guard of Honor?

President: How are you?

Guard: I am fine, Sir.

President: You not tired, huh?

Guard: Tired man, very siong, you only come here today, we all come here very weekend and pretend that you were here?

President: So, happy to see me, finally?

Guard: Yah, boy, can you quickly finish the parade, I want to see Rui Ern, lah.

President: Ok, ok, I also want to see Taufik.

Guard: Thank you, Sir.



President: Son, you look familiar?

Guard: Sir, I was here last year and you spoke to me.

President: Oh, I see. Why you here again? you sign extra huh?

Guard: No, Sir, no sign extra. Not enough tall guys in the army lah, so I kenna arrow again. But this is my last year, ORD in December.

President: This is my 6th NDP....may be 6 more to go....sign...

Guard: Good luck to you, Sir.

President: Yah...you lucky fellow..